cousinnick:

latenightalaska:

davereziplease:

dietchola:

JESUS CHRIST

“I’m a horrible father”

THE BEST PART IS THE GIRL IN THE MIDDLE JUST SO DONE

AND THE FACT THAT THIS FAMILY IS MORE MULTI CULTURAL THAN A PUBLIC SCHOOL HEALTH CLASS TEXTBOOK

The girl in the middle is just like “Damn it, Dad.”

oh my god


fvanjik:

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY BLOG
IM JUST LAUGHING SO HARD
moment of silence 4 ppl who have to deal with surprise dick pics

This one time, a guy sent me dick pics in response to a CL ad for a roommate in nyc, & his dick was like really really big it was gnarly, the pics were of him sticking it through a hole in a bathroom stall and two women looking up at it like 0_0 ::hands on face, GASP:: He seemed pretty proud of it (i mean it was a subletting ad). But i was so just flumoxed—i mean this was his ad response bc he was literally interested in the room (im pretty sure i didnt have a pic if myself in it either).

And so while i was strategizing on a school new media marketing project that turned into a project about porn covers themed to the original latin titles of the 7 deadly sins, i told everybody abt the dick guy, and they didnt believe me so i showed them, and his pictures were so over the top the entire group was like WTFFF & rolling on the floor laughing & frealing out, so his dick got paint edited in photoshop & made it onto one of our final porn covers (i cant remember which sin it was for, but im sure it was Pride/”Superbia” or “Vangloria”) as the container for the movie title. and after presenting project the professor pulled us all aside individually and asked us if we were traumatized.


dreamshappenhere:

onlylolgifs:

Turtle enjoying a bath)

OH MY GOD…. i thought my turtle was the only turtle that did this.. every time i put him under running water he does this.. lmao

life is worth living, okay. TURTLES DO THIS.


Anonymous said:  I have to just put any cs apologism/neal hate on ignore now, that's how bad the situation has gotten. You'd think that their ship being canon would make them chill out and leave people the fuck alone. But it almost seems like it's gotten worse.

onceandfuturekiki:

Yeah, it’s kind of reached that point for me now, too. And it’s pointless to argue with them. They will insist until they’re blue in the face that things that didn’t actually happen in canon did happen, that CS isn’t rape culture (while falling back on rape culture defenses like “it’s okay to get people drunk to have sex with them because they’d probably want to have sex with him anyway” and “Emma was saying no and pushing him away, but she really did want him, so it’s okay that he didn’t back off because he knew better than she did”). It’s literally impossible and completely pointless to argue with people like that because it’s not just that they have some misconceptions, that they don’t understand something, or that they’re misinformed. Actual proof doesn’t sway them. They just ignore it because they’ve twisted things so much that they actually believe the bullshit they spew. I mean, how would you argue with someone who says that the sky is neon pink? You can point to the sky, show them the that the proof is right above them, but if they’ve convinced themselves that it’s neon pink, they just see what they want to see and no amount of proof will change that.

I, too, was hoping that at least CS being canon would make them back off of Neal and leave anti CSers alone. You’re right, though, it seems like it just got worse. Instead of chilling out we got an entire week to people celebrating how much they hate Neal, people are still getting constantly attacked, be it through anon messages or just posts, anti csers are clearly having their blogs stalked, people are making brand new accounts just so they can send hate to blogs that turn off anon messaging. It has become worse. It’s ridiculous that they’re still so threatened by a character who is dead and a ship that’s never going to happen.

Some people have mentioned that some of it might be that Neal has been mentioned a few times already this season, and some CSers clearly wanted him to be forgotten like he never existed. I know a lot of them were pissed off that Snowing named their son after him.

They display all the behavior of people who feel threatened and of people with an inferiority complex. There’s also the constant invading of other tags, the baseless and meaningless “parallels” and their behavior on any news story relating to OUAT that isn’t about Hook. It’s actually really fascinating to see an inferiority complex like this permeating such a large group of people. If I wasn’t so disgusted by the things they say it might be interesting to study it. But I don’t think I could stomach it.

But yeah, I’ve kind of reached the point where Neal hate and Hook apologism just automatically gets an ignore. I just don’t have the time or patience to deal with people who ignore canon in a quest to support rape culture.


Friendly reminder that procrastination is actually a logical self-medicating impulse of your body & releases brain chemicals associated with the stress response that you may be lacking or in need of balancing (esp with depression and add), so don’t beat yourself up about it. Take some deep breaths and eat some dark chocolate. You are really really good at surviving and compensating for things that are not your fault.


vcass said:  every time I see your url, my head automatically changes it to anaconda and then I start singing

BEST. ASK. EVER. I LOVE YOU :)

I am so sorry for this image.
(Actually finding it i realized that Nicki Minaj took the ‘snake as a phallic reference’ and reclaimed it not only as this powerful primal feminine power thing but as a super intense fucking vaginal metaphor, and my mind is completely blown— like look at that snake, okay - and the hunting & constricting & way anaconda’s swallow prey for breakfast (don’t google anaconda’s hunting they are fucking terrifying!) I can’t with this woman, ::bows::)


How is Hannibal even on TV & it’s illegal to show side-boob.


diet-prozac:

Biggest plot twist in history.

Forrest Gump was like the Xena of our time.


beerhell:

its stupid how in shows like two guys can look at each other for like 2 seconds and people will be like whoa…are they gay? ?? ?? then for girls they could be like fisting for 23 episodes and people will be like hmmm idk it could be platonic


angellundone:

chubbymon:

This little rant described the way I look at religion perfectly.

ESPECIALLY what she said in the last two photos 

Y’all need Magic.


lesbifangirl:

spookycurtains:

how does emma swan still have a job?

She’s the worse Sheriff ever. 


slayerinabrowncoat:

Screen time for The Apprentice and first 4 episodes

#REMEMBER THOSE HAPPY DAYS??? WHEN SEASON 1 WAS JUST AIRING AND PEOPLE WERE PRAISING THIS AMAZING SHOW WITH 3 FEMALE LEADS??? #DO U UNDERSTAND??!?!?!? #THREE thReE THree FEMALE FEmale leads #I’M SO FUCKING DONE

HE HAS MORE THAN EMMA???

Body snatchers. This is all the work of body snatchers on multiple dimensions.


thebloggerbloggerfun:

Just tried Turkish Delight for the first time. 

It was good, but not “Sell out my family to the White Queen” good. 


Damnit — did they change the color of Emma’s magic AGAIN?


mcghey:

Babe 😍


Um… (I still like to pretend SHE is Captain Hook)(…)(…yup..still don’t ship CS)

mcghey:

Babe 😍

Um…

(I still like to pretend SHE is Captain Hook)
(…)
(…yup..still don’t ship CS)